just the vehicle I need for the zombie apocalypse
I like that everything but the tiny little blue bug gets destroyed
The other cars have their engines in the front…the bug has it in the back…makes it harder to get leverage on it from behind.
Kiss kiss fall in love
I really want to read my book but I also want to watch 87 hours of Netflix and travel the world and and kiss someone I like and sleep for most of the day… And also I have a lot of homework
this is literally my life
You don’t have to love musicals… you don’t have to like them, but people who actively hate musicals like… I just don’t get it. Why do you hate actors performing their hearts out on stage and beautiful music and amazing characters… why?
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
how come every vampire in vampire stories is a hundred years old tho why cant we get a newbie vampire like
"how long have you been 17"
“about a year and a half actually its kinda trippy”
I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm
Petition for this to happen in a commercial.